Cruella De Vil
For the past 3 weeks I have had the nastiest Infection on my left Index Finger. Seriously, it's huge and swollen and a lovely shade of purple. It also hurts like hell but at the same time makes part of the Finger numb. I know, I am a freak of nature. So today, after having trouble getting dressed, I decided to go to the Doctor.
I figured she might be able to use local anesthesia and cut it open and we're done.
Oh no. I ended up with Little Miss Torture*. She kept feeling it up with her hands and putting way too much pressure on it. No Biggie, I thought. She said she's gonna prescribe me something. It's kind of an Antibiotic but then again not. I am allergic to Penicillin and apparently 10 % of people allergic to Penicillin might have a severe Reaction to the stuff she prescribed me. Anyway, she decided to Lance it to get a Culture since it might be some new Superstrain of Bacteria. Again, I am a Freak of Nature.
There she is. The Lancer and my Finger. NO LOCAL ANESTHESIA! I may have screamed. It was worse than Child Birth. I shit you not. A little blood came out. That's it. She didn't even drain it or do anything to make it better. She just pissed it off and I almost passed out rom the pain. It still hurts like hell. That was my Day, how was yours?
* She wore Denim Scrubs and had hair like Cruella De Vil. No kidding.






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Holy crap! You're a liberal oilfield wife, and German too! My dad is from Germany! Looking forward to checking out your blog, thanks for your comment :)
Holy cow!
I gotta say i am a little disgusted. Ok who am i kidding, i am really disgusted!
Still sorry you had to go through this!
Jes
I used to have a way bad ingrown toenail and when i went to have surgery the guy sprayed my toe with some cold spray and told me i wouldnt feel the needle with anesthesia when he jammed it up in my toenail LIES! So they numb me and next thing i know the damn nurse comes in and jabs a needle into my toe to see if i'm numb yet, which would have been fine if she had poked the right fucking toe.
OUCH! I feel your pain babe
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